Bill rambles about smart people, dancing with a game face, and how to hit on a LAY-dee in a coffee shop.

Bill rambles about the Dakota's, pussy eating mayors and dealing with a crazy psychic mom.

Bill rambles about racist cheese steak drama, the word benevolence and meeting Bill Cosby.

Bill rambles about the Red Sox, drum lessons ands South America.

Bill rambles about dying in space, Halloween and being attack by a grandmother.

Bill rambles about the Greenpeace 30, the word "intrigued" and the beauty of a front kick.

Bill rambles about Christopher Columbus, Steroids and hitting on your male boss.

Bill rambles about Twinkie nunchucks, happy stewardesses and how to order pizza

Bill rambles about a shot of syrup w/ an OJ chaser, texting while driving and what to do when you get busted for DUI.

Bill rambles about Toronto, concussions and being a real cunt.